Medlin Boss-Iscariot.

All hail Eve’s descendent, Queen Medlin Boss. Near you, Judas Iscariot certainly has reason to be pleased with himself. You were identified as the creative force behind Nigeria’s leading fashion label. That you are making headlines for such a repulsive act is terrible.

I personally would not pardon this offense. How evil are you, ma’am, with all due respect? You would consider this person to be your sister and greatest friend. What in the name of God happened to you? It is obvious that you have harbored resentment toward your friend and her house. Were you not intelligent enough to anticipate such a day?

As the theatrical that I am, I’m trying to play out the situation in my brain, but I can’t seem to get the image I desire. After you have slept with him, prayed for him, and sent him numerous love letters, you will still have to confront his wife, who is also your closest friend. Ma’am, your conscience passed away a long time ago. Since you can’t have your own man, you’re worse than snake poison, and you might even kill your best friend to have her man.

I suppose we should give you a new title as well: “President of Bestie’s Home Wrecker.” You aren’t simply the brains behind the Nigerian fashion label. Although you work hard and are attractive, Medlin, you have a wicked mentality. How can a goddess of fashion like you become a demon?

To penalize those who stab their pals in the back, I suppose there should be a law. I suppose you and Judas are from the same family. You ought to protect your friend and avoid damaging her house. Haba!

Since I don’t advocate using force or going to war, I’ll agree with Tonto Dikeh. I’m going to round up some people to beat the living crap out of you before letting karma feast on your murderous mind. She granted you unrestricted access to her house, but that doesn’t mean you have to demolish it—you already have.

Certainly,you won’t be the first to commit such an act, and neither will you be the last. I hope you won’t act shameless like nothing happened with your full chest. No, I’m not hoping you’ll commit suicide. But come to think of it,what wrong has she done to you that would warrant you tearing her apart?

As for the shameless husband,of all ladies to go after,it’s your wife’s best friend. The fact that you were claiming rights simply because another man touched her in the wrong place Really?

As you put it, “fashion says a lot about your personality,” and you just demonstrated one of those personality traits by being the fashion princess that you are. I wish your friend could find some room in her troubled heart to forgive you.